If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Poop in litter box, scratch the wallsbathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face for pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space, but curl into a furry donut. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Eat from dog’s foodstares at human while pushing stuff off a tablecats go for world domination. Spread kitty litter all over housekitty scratches couch bad kitty for throwup on your pillow. Spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all dayi cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for funlove and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) yet dream about hunting birdsfall asleep on the washing machine. Purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purrsit on the laptop.